WoW Patch 9.1.5: Insgesamt 73 anstößige Witze und Flirt-Sprüche entfernt

WoW Patch 9.1.5: Insgesamt 73 anstößige Witze und Flirt-Sprüche entfernt (1)

Wie ihr vielleicht bereits mitbekommen habt, wird in WoW mittlerweile alles Anstößige aus dem Spiel entfernt oder ersetzt. Nach Gemälden, NPCs, Erfolgen und Items geht es jetzt Emotes an den Kragen. Unangemessene Flirt-Sprüche und anstößige Witze werden mit Patch 9.1.5 entfernt.

In ihren Bemühungen WoW den heutigen Standards anzupassen, entfernen die Entwickler mit Patch 9.1.5 von WoW eine große Zahl an Scherzen und Flirt-Sprüchen, die Charaktere in World of Warcraft von sich geben. Eine erste Liste auf Englisch zeigt, welche Sprüche eure Charaktere in Zukunft nicht mehr von sich geben werden.

Entfernte Witze und Flirt-Sprüche in Patch 9.1.5 von WoW

Blutelf männlich

 

  • Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Blutelf weiblich


  • So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?

  • So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?!

  • Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk.

Blutelf Dämonenjäger männlich


  • Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you.

  • I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off.

Blutelf Dämonenjäger weiblich


  • Of course these are real. You...mean the tattoos, right?

Dunkeleisenzwerg männlich


  • Interested in joining the mile deep club?

Draenei männlich


  • When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply appreciative.

  • Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either.

Draenei weiblich


  • Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass.

  • I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*

Zwerg männlich


  • Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer.

  • You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink... Are you ready now?

  • I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.

Zwerg weiblich


  • No they're not real, but thanks for noticing.

  • It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.'

  • My Uncle has brass balls, no really!

  • I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.

  • I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.

Gnom männlich


  • I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby!

Goblin männlich


  • Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo!

  • Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge.

  • I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow.

  • I got what you need. *sound of zipper*

Goblin weiblich


  • I'm a modern goblin woman. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit.

  • I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no... totally into that.

  • Out of the way, you nobgoblin!

  • I'm short and good with my hands... how can you resist?

  • Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!

  • So then, he asked me to go up on him!

Hochbergtauren männlich


  • Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places.

Hochbergtauren weiblich


  • Are you staring at my rack?

  • You don't need to be from the Skyhorn tribe to join the mile high club.

Mensch männlich


  • A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'

Mensch weiblich


  • Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?

  • I like to fart in the tub.

Lichtgeschmiedete Draenei weiblich


  • Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'!

  • When in doubt... touch anything that glows.

  • Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers.

  • I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention.

Mechagnom männlich


  • Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?

Mechagnom weiblich


  • I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.

Nachtgeborene männlich


  • Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line.

Nachtgeborene weiblich


  • Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • There's no area denial in this raid.

Nachtelf männlich


  • I hope you're not afraid of snakes.

Nachtelf weiblich


  • Oh, look, I'm dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show...

  • Sure, I've got exotic piercings.

Orc männlich


  • That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor.

  • Um... You look like a lady.

Orc weiblich


  • What's estrogen? Can you eat it?

Pandaren männlich


  • Yeah, I would tap dat keg.

  • Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?

  • Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

  • Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style.

Pandaren weiblich


  • Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right...

  • Let me show you my kung fu grip.

Tauren männlich


  • Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.

  • I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather?

  • Free rides for the ladies.

  • Y'know, older bulls really only have one function.

Taure weiblich


  • One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.

  • I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?

Troll männlich


  • I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool.

  • I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it.

  • I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.

  • Want some of my jungle love?

Troll weiblich


  • When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?

Untote männlich


  • Once you go dead, you never go back.

Untote weiblich


  • Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real!

  • Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Quelle: Buffed

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